2012: It’s the Final Countdown. Day four.

The world can be an awful place. The world can also be an incredibly fun, amazing place. Can you grasp these two concepts at the same time unlike most human beings who struggle to hold two opposing thoughts at once? Good, let’s go.

Sign Four the World Will End Dec. 21, 2012 (sometime in the nearish future):

Because a chunk of ice bigger than the United States melted off the North Pole this year.

Sign Four the World Will Not End Dec. 21, 2012:

Because a kid who grew up in the projects can do this.

Happy b-day, Jay-Z!